And despite the busybody old women who used to pop up whenever I was having a bad day and tell me I would miss these days when they were over, I don’t miss those days at all. It genuinely never occurred to me when they were little that this would ever end – an eternity of Teletubbies and Duplo and In The Night Bastarding Garden and screaming, never an end in sight. I just wanted them to stop wittering at me, eat vegetables without complaining, let me go to the loo in peace and learn to make a decent gin and tonic. What it will do, is give you somewhere you can record your memories for the year.Number One bestselling author Gill Sims is back with her eagerly awaited fourth and final Why Mummy novel. This journal isnt about promising to make you a better person, or a happier one, or a thinner one or even a wiser one, because theres nothing wrong with the person you are. Why Mummy Drinks: The Journal: Youre the proud owner of a journal called Why Mummy Drinks, so you almost certainly have no time at all for meditation, mindfulness or self-care (either the self-help sort or the euphemistic sort). Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers, and instead of wittering at her about who would win in a fight a dragon badger or a ninja horse. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious, rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Why Mummy Doesnt Give a ****!: Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden.
And despite her best efforts, her precious moppets still dont know the location of the laundry basket, the difference between being bored and being hungry, or that saying I cant find it Mummy is not the same as actually looking for it! Amidst the chaos of A-Levels and driving tests, shes doing her best to keep her family afloat, even if everybody is set on drifting off in different directions, and that one of those directions is to make yet another bloody snack.
Please Note That The Following Individual Books As Per Original ISBN and Cover Image In this Listing shall be Dispatched Collectively: Titles In This Set: Why Mummys Sloshed Why Mummy Doesnt Give a ****! Why Mummy Drinks: The Journal Gill Sims Collection 3 Books Set: Why Mummys Sloshed : Mummy has been a wife and mother for so long that shes a little bit lost.
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